WHAT THE HECK JUST {HAPPENED|TOOK PLACE?

I just saw something so outrageous that my thoughts are officially exploded. {Seriously|Damn it, I'm not even sure what to think. Did I {justdream this? Or is the reality positively going insane? This {whole thing|mess just feels like a terrible {dream|vision that I can't {wake up from|escape. What The Fuck Are You Spouting? Listen read more up,